Things Not to Say So As Not To Be
By du kotvit
October 29 at 1:22 am
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Mistaken For a NEWBIE!
1.Hi, I'm new here.( It's the #1 mistake and it gives you away 99% of the time.)
2.I've been recently diagnosed. ( like yesterday)
3.What is Bipolar Disorder? ( a big pain in the ass)
4.What is mania? (When you act like the Tasmanian devil)
5.What is depression? (An abandoned house with the roof caving in)
6.What's a troll? (It lives beneath a thread and terrorizes all those who dare to pass above.)
7.How do I know if I have bipolar disorder? (If you spend a lot of time in bed, abuse drugs and alcohol, have a spending habit, get very energetic, become psychotic…you probably have some form of it.)
8.What's a pdoc?(person who tells you how to run your life)
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Buzz0210 October 29 at 10:12 am0 Likes4&8 are my favs!! This is awesome, I was having a blahk morning but this just put a huge smile on my face thank you for being so awesome on a Monday morning!
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becca7712 October 29 at 7:25 am0 LikesWhat's. The right way to be new… I can't believe this made me cry cuz I feel stupid for crying…just hate it when I mess up or make ppl upset. I have no one as support within 3000 miles from here…this place was making me feel not so alone…made me cope felt safe…not sure now…guess I fucked it up already I just needed to tell ppl about the diganoses…I'm sorry if I offended anyone
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Momma2all October 29 at 9:23 am0 LikesBecca, you are fine! Don't worry one bit about anything you've said. This post is just for fun. Not meaning to make fun of anyone. The person posting has a great sense of humor and in no way intended to hurt your feelings. Please don't cry. It's ok. Really. Keep doing what you're doing. You are perfectly fine! We love you!!
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angelofmercy822 October 29 at 3:55 am0 LikesLol some of those things I said when I first posted that I was new. I was not a troll.
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